I made Breaking Bad valentines because I couldn’t find any that expressed my love for my friends and the show.
Badger: You are so historically retarded. Nazi zombies don’t wanna eatcha just cause they crave the protein. They do it cause, they do it cause, they hate Americans man. Talibans, they’re the Talibans of the zombie world.
Skinny Pete: I played the game bro they’re not exactly fleet of foot. I’m sayin where’s the challenge? At least the zombies in Left For Dead clock a respectable forty, you gotta lead em and shit!
Jesse: yo, you wanna go shopping, go do it yourself, all right? I got plans.
Walt: smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.
Jesse: well, screw you and your book, man, all right!? I’m going to a museum in Santa Fe, not like you need to know.
Walt: you’re going to a museum, huh?
Jesse: yeah…Georgia O’Keeffe.
Walt: Georgia O’Keeffe!?
Jesse: she’s a painter, duh! she does these vagina pictures…or paintings…or just painted. I don’t know.
Walt: what are you even talking about?





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